Resources

Agents you can use

Career Agent is live. The other two are still evolving, and their cards say so before you click. Bring a résumé, a product strategy, or a launch that needs a stranger angle. No account required.

Plot twist

Wait — you can just BUILD these?!

No code. No PhD. Ten minutes, tops. Set it loose anywhere. Spin up your own fleet on Alysium and be gloriously dangerous.

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Career Agent

Upload your résumé. Meet its new advocate.

Upload your résumé and it answers the questions a recruiter actually asks. Led teams? Shipped anything real? Worth a call? It's the same trick my own agent runs for me, pointed at you instead. Want one of your own? That's an afternoon on Alysium.

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Kind-of-a-Dick

Your product strategy, minus the encouragement.

Paste your strategy and it plays the exec who isn't impressed. It pokes your assumptions, your sequencing, your 'why now.' It's a dick on purpose, because the board will be too, and at least this one's free.

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Evil Marketing Genius

Go-to-market for people who skipped the ethics slides.

Tell it what you're launching and it cooks up the play your competitors won't see coming. Runs on a subversive-marketing skill I'm still building, so it gets nastier every week.

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Enough browsing — build your own. Ten minutes, no code.

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