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They all run on Alysium. One's live. Two are still evolving. Pick Your Starter!
Career Agent reads your résumé and answers the questions recruiters actually ask. Kind-of-a-Dick pressure-tests your product strategy before an exec does. Evil Marketing Genius finds the launch angle polite brainstorming misses. These are your starters. The full Pokédex is there when you're ready to pick your fighter.
Career Agent
Upload your résumé. Meet its new advocate.
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Upload your résumé and it answers the questions a recruiter actually asks. Led teams? Shipped anything real? Worth a call? It's the same trick my own agent runs for me, pointed at you instead. Want one of your own? That's an afternoon on Alysium.
Kind-of-a-Dick
Your product strategy, minus the encouragement.
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Paste your strategy and it plays the exec who isn't impressed. It pokes your assumptions, your sequencing, your 'why now.' It's a dick on purpose, because the board will be too, and at least this one's free.
Evil Marketing Genius
Go-to-market for people who skipped the ethics slides.
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Tell it what you're launching and it cooks up the play your competitors won't see coming. Runs on a subversive-marketing skill I'm still building, so it gets nastier every week.
Everything I've written, on a 2×2
Drag the writing around the quadrants, sort the Done rail, or hit Randomize. Click any card to read it.
This one's way more fun on a laptop — you get to fling these around a 2×2. Here's my latest for now.
Let's build something people love
Hiring, collaborating, or just want to argue about whether your feature needs a model? Ask my career agent in the corner — it knows my work better than my resume does.
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