Brandon Coates.
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Kind-of-a-Dick

Your product strategy, minus the encouragement.

Paste your strategy and it plays the exec who isn't impressed. It pokes your assumptions, your sequencing, your 'why now.' It's a dick on purpose, because the board will be too, and at least this one's free.

Kind-of-a-Dick is warming up

This one isn't wired to a live Alysium agent yet. In the meantime, the career agent in the corner can tell you what it'll do.

Want your own Kind-of-a-Dick?

Hand it your strategy before the board does. It shreds every soft assumption while they're still cheap to fix — so the exec who isn't impressed walks in with nothing left to hit.

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