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Evil Marketing Genius
Go-to-market for people who skipped the ethics slides.
Tell it what you're launching and it cooks up the play your competitors won't see coming. Runs on a subversive-marketing skill I'm still building, so it gets nastier every week.
Evil Marketing Genius is warming up
This one isn't wired to a live Alysium agent yet. In the meantime, the career agent in the corner can tell you what it'll do.
Want your own Evil Marketing Genius?
Feed it your launch and get the go-to-market play your competitors never see coming. All the cunning, none of the ethics slides.